Thursday, October 21, 2010

First: A conversation about shiksappeal.

The Magnetic Shiksa: Shiksappeal and Novel Girl's Shpeel
Novel Girl: i got it
boys love girls their momma's wont approve of
your a momma's boy momma's boy
11:46 PM i was going to say - boy you got it so wrong when you look into her eyes and all you really see is your mom
The Magnetic Shiksa: ok so far four of your ny jews and one law school jew have all been attracted to me
11:47 PM
Novel Girl: hahaha woah go uu
The Magnetic Shiksa: not trying to toot my horn
just proving a point
11:48 PM
Novel Girl: its because aside from the fact that you have sex appeal and are pretty and fun
its more than that
its because these boys all have jewish mothers
The Magnetic Shiksa: who pressure them
Novel Girl: and these jewish mothers put pressure
but would not be happy with a gentile girl so you are like a drug
The Magnetic Shiksa: sam said "my mom told me there were girls out there like you"
hahaha
Novel Girl: yes
11:49 PM in the sense that you are not a jap
stuck up
typically jew girl
like heres the thing
wow i have such a great analogy
The Magnetic Shiksa: yay
Novel Girl: thank god for aliases
The Magnetic Shiksa: i am so excited
Novel Girl: well like i am not your typical jewish girl either
like the kind sam was referring to
The Magnetic Shiksa: not at all
Novel Girl: very jappy snotty etc.
an i am also not religious
BUT
The Magnetic Shiksa: true
11:50 PM Novel Girl: i come from a "good family"
The Magnetic Shiksa: you have the family, the upbringing, etc
Novel Girl: which is why mama dubbs wants me to date her son
now you are someone that those types of mothers would not want
but you are downright awesome
and flirty
The Magnetic Shiksa: I am saying everything you are saying
Novel Girl: yes
but then there are people like #uberjewboy
The Magnetic Shiksa: haha
Novel Girl: he would NEVER go for a shiksa
but i am the next best thing
jewish good family
The Magnetic Shiksa: hahahahahaha
Novel Girl: but agnostic
and tattoos and fake breasts
u see?
11:51 PM The Magnetic Shiksa: yes
Novel Girl: mommy would still hate
but hes super religious so its like a stretch
boys are silly
The Magnetic Shiksa: we are like a drug
they are intrigued
and it is kind of dangerous
and who doesnt want to take a walk on the wild side
The Magnetic Shiksa: ok..let's talk about novel girl
which brings us to the professor
talk about dangerous
Novel Girl:: yes
hahaha
The Magnetic Shiksa: the teacher/student relationship is also taboo
11:54 PM but everyone looooves a scandal
Novel Girl:taboo for sure
The Magnetic Shiksa: and you are quite the novel girl...but thankfully, the novelty doesn't wear off
Novel Girl:: reminds me of life of david gale
haha
The Magnetic Shiksa: bc you have so many layers
Novel Girl:: i am an enigma
The Magnetic Shiksa: like the onion, my least favorite vegetable
Novel Girl:: hahaha thanks girl
The Magnetic Shiksa: touche
Novel Girl: men
The Magnetic Shiksa: men?
are silly creatures
lindsay.seckendorf: im just thinking
yea... so simple yet so complex
The Magnetic Shiksa: you done pinned the tail on the donkey girl
Novel Girl: urban dictionary
shiksa:
A Gentile girl or woman, especially one who has attracted a Jewish man. The term derives from the Hebrew word "sheketz", meaning the flesh of an animal deemed taboo by the Torah. Since a Jewish man marrying a non-Jewish woman is taboo also, this word applies to her. Traditionally this is a derogatory term, though in modern times it has also been used more light-heartedly. For example, Seinfeld once did an episode about Elaine's "shiksa appeal". The ideal shiksa is a blonde WASP who look like the opposite of a stereotypical Jew, but in reality, many shiksas are brunettes who might pass for Jewish themselves.
11:59 PM The Magnetic Shiksa: AMAZING
Novel Girl:: i know